fizzy-dog:

killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

itsagifnotagif:

artisticpanda99:

itsagifnotagif:

cotton-candy-bubbles:

itsagifnotagif:

I’ve been vegan for 14 days now and haven’t posted about it once

Now that u did: official vegan

Its good to be official

why did you say 14 days instead of 2 weeks or a fortnight

Because days makes it sound longer than weeks. I also hate that video game

world-record-egg:

Okay but what about 1 million notes on an egg

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

vvhitehouse:

me: *embarrasses self in public*
me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…

nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

doubletranquility:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

fartgallery:

facebook article: you’ll never want to drink this name brand soda again after you see what happens when it mixes with LAVA

mariesbookblog:

faded-mind:

theangelshavethetimeturner:

invite-me-to-your-memories:

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

What

xno-chill-memesx:

peachesarethebestfruit:

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.